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Daily Tips from a Stay at Home Dad #16 - so tired - YouTube

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My next screenplay project

I am going to call my new screenplay- "Autism Dad based on the screenplay Autism Movie by Chase Roper: An Extremely Long Titled Film Inspired by the title 'Precious' based on the novel 'Push' by Sapphire"

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Chaseblogger: I think my mouth was just molested by my giant sized Burger King straw

This BK PIPE® straw is supposed to help me "avoid straw-cloggage" but when I'm drinking this thing my shake and I should not look like an episode of Queer As Folk.

go read the rest at chaseroper.com!

Tool’s Maynard James Keenan: sketch comedy frontman?

Believe me, I'm still in as much bewilderment as you are. And I wrote this thing.

Chaseblogger: One of the Corey's found dead from an eventual orverdose

It's never a good sign that the first thing you find out when hopping online in the morning is the news that Corey Haim died. He was the best voice that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ever had. Or was that the other Corey? Wait, which one was in Lost Boys?

It's a sad day for cool 80's actor's hair.

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Choose what I have for lunch today

I can't decide what to have for lunch today. It's between nachos with a peach mango salsa, left over orange chicken, left over pizza, or chicken strips.

So leave a comment, @reply, or whatever. Just make my mind up for me!

I'll let you know which food wins.

Thanks!

chase

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Radio show canceled today

Forget all the automated updates. Those robots are lying! I am still keeping NO laptop computer at home w/ me for 40 days. Tomorrow night, taking my hot wife out on a date! #nolaptop40

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Here is my problem with Weight Watchers

The thing that I've noticed with the Weight Watchers program is that you have to be very diligent about what you choose to eat everyday AND you have to do an incredible amount of math.

Our national debt is SOOOOO big

I heard that our national debt is so huge now that we don't even no what the actual dollar amount is anymore. We can only speculate what our current debt is. When we need to find out what our debt is currently at, we have to get Stephen Hawking to theorize what the number is.

<robot voice> " You have to remember to account for imaginary numbers for this equation. . . black holes. String Theory."

Words I've said that prove my bad parenting

"hey, when you play, you can't really punch eachother."

"stop prentending to beat up that toy baby."

"It is never appropriate to point you penis at someone and pretend to pee on them."

". . . Or actually pee on them."

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Chase Roper

Chase Roper

Chase Roper is a brilliantly subtle and bitingly sarcastic writer and humorist from Lacey, WA. He has comedy writing featured in the nationally published celebrity gossip magazine Life&Style and the hilarious iPhone application "This Just In."
Chase has been a regular contributing writer for the premier stand-up comedy publication, PunchlineMagazine.com since 2005.
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While it might not be relevant to his comedy career, Chase feels it is important to mention that he is also an expert on the subject of zombies, and martial arts movies. At home Chase is often referred to as Husband or Dad, probably on account of having a wife for 10 years and four children.
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Also,"bitingly" might not be a real word.
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